rigor mortis male

the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.

mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails

nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male

by relayZZZ April 24, 2022

rigor morse

Stealing highly classified top secret documents to store in your basement to only share with special leaders from authoritarian countries. Considered espionage or treason

Is it another political bunch of rigor morse to make him look even worse?

by BluWave August 13, 2022

Rigor Balls

Truffle-like nutsacks attached to the ear, stiff and morbid in their age decline.

"Pete's got rigor balls. Hanging from the side of his head."

by ShyCabaret August 13, 2022

rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

rigor moreish

cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike

"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"

by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009

rigor mortis

Ricgan mortis Ricgan mortis rig rig rig

Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart

Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis

by TYRONE_THE_TURTLE69 May 31, 2022

Breaking Rigor

The act of wanking

"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!

by Quim buzzer June 7, 2017