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Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed
Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead
by KMT83 December 24, 2011
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ride the wild bologna pony

what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.
Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.
by mikeDiesel January 10, 2006
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riding the brown plastic pony

"That guy was going on about the secret meaning of Xenogears...he must have been riding the brown plastic pony!"
by Glowing Fish May 25, 2006
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!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
by laser_fox March 10, 2021
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Riding the pink pony

The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).
I can’t go out tonight. I’m riding the pink pony, so I’m binging the Good Place again.
by Lawjick October 11, 2022
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riding a pony

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you
by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016
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