Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

by KMT83 December 24, 2011

ride the white pony

To use heroine

Do you ride the white pony?

by Reaper 64 January 29, 2017

ride the wild bologna pony

what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.

Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.

by mikeDiesel January 10, 2006

riding the brown plastic pony

Using cough syrup that contains Dextromethorphan to get high.

"That guy was going on about the secret meaning of Xenogears...he must have been riding the brown plastic pony!"

by Glowing Fish May 25, 2006

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet

Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

ride the one legged pony

Fucking

Hey girl wanna ride the one legged pony?

by lddc March 28, 2015

riding a pony

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you

Look Lisa is riding a pony

by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016