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AIDS ribboned

Refers to the 90s sitcom "Seinfeld" when Kramer refused to wear a ribbon for an AIDS Walk event and got harassed and assaulted for it. While being confronted about it by a mob of AIDS Walk participants in an alleyway, he yelled out "This is America!!! I dont have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!!!!!" and then they proceeded to assault him as he was trying to get away from them by climbing up a ladder that was attached to the side of a building.

Basically, the term "AIDS ribboned" is warranted in any situation where a group of people try to compell you to do something for no valid reason other than "everyone else is doing it"
Dude, I got AIDS ribboned at work for not wanting to wear one of those stupid tee shirts for the big company meeting/presentation/luncheon event.
by Turfjones904 September 2, 2020
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lasagna ribbon

a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia
Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!
by patrickofcash September 17, 2010
mugGet the lasagna ribbonmug.

Cancer Ribbon

The spot on a basketball court, just inside half court, where one can only knock down unconscious 3's.
Did you see Holloway from Xavier knockin down 3's from the cancer ribbon against Kansas State in the Sweet Sixteen? Dat nigga was outta his mind
by J and B - UPI crew March 26, 2010
mugGet the Cancer Ribbonmug.

Caramel Ribbon

When a guy fucks your ass and as he pulls out, the suction from the removal pulls the ejaculate out and because it's coming from the ass, it looks like caramel coloured ribbon coming out.
You should have seen the Caramel Ribbon come out of her ass when I pulled out. It went all over the floor.
by MobDP June 14, 2013
mugGet the Caramel Ribbonmug.

The Ribbon Dancer

When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.
She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.

I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.
by TheJizzerOfOz July 21, 2009
mugGet the The Ribbon Dancermug.

wrist ribbon

The marks, scars and cuts left from cuttings one wrist.

Referenced in the Fall Out Boy song Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued.
"The ribbon on my wrist says 'do not open before Christmas.'"
"Yeah I think the rumors are true she has a few wrist ribbons."
by kirosleepy February 10, 2006
mugGet the wrist ribbonmug.

ribbon shitter

Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.
That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.
by jcustomcue December 6, 2012
mugGet the ribbon shittermug.

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