Pork Ribbons

When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.

She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.

She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.

As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Cancer Ribbon

The spot on a basketball court, just inside half court, where one can only knock down unconscious 3's.

Did you see Holloway from Xavier knockin down 3's from the cancer ribbon against Kansas State in the Sweet Sixteen? Dat nigga was outta his mind

by J and B - UPI crew March 26, 2010

lasagna ribbon

a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia

Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!

by patrickofcash September 17, 2010

The Ribbon Dancer

When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.

She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.

I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.

by TheJizzerOfOz July 21, 2009

Caramel Ribbon

When a guy fucks your ass and as he pulls out, the suction from the removal pulls the ejaculate out and because it's coming from the ass, it looks like caramel coloured ribbon coming out.

You should have seen the Caramel Ribbon come out of her ass when I pulled out. It went all over the floor.

by MobDP June 14, 2013

wrist ribbon

The marks, scars and cuts left from cuttings one wrist.

Referenced in the Fall Out Boy song Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued.
"The ribbon on my wrist says 'do not open before Christmas.'"

"Yeah I think the rumors are true she has a few wrist ribbons."

by kirosleepy February 10, 2006

ribbon shitter

Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.

That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.

by jcustomcue December 6, 2012