reflectoporn

A seemingly-ordinary photo which contains nudity, hidden in a surface reflection somewhere.

The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.

Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!

Check out this reflectoporn auction...look real closely at the reflection in the car bumper!

by Rotter May 13, 2005

riding rifle

Earning the right to ride in the trunk of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore) and also "riding shotgun," where you are sitting front passenger and live the good life. It is "trunk"'s responsibility for maintaining his own safety and accepting the fact that he may get hurt, while receiving additional personal space in situations where a small compact or sedan may have six or more total occupants. Complaining is assumed but is to be ignored by the driver in lieu of the verbal pact of the call.

Variations to "calling trunk" can include...well nothing, because normally it isn't an option and no one really fights for such a privilege as few have actually tried it to understand the advantages. Seniority rarely means anything when calling rifle.

Liza was riding rifle to chicken and rice because she didn't want to sit on Martin or Mike's lap as the 5th in the backseats..

by Romaster (R.K.) February 14, 2010

black rifle disease

The disease commonly developed after purchasing or building an ar15. Once you have one, you hafta have another. Common side effects are empty bank accounts, loss of jobs, and divorce

Jim's wife kicked him out and filed for divorce after he bought his 3rd black rifle after suffering from black rifle disease

by AR builder November 4, 2013

clean the rifle

Means to masturbate, only applies to men.

Time to go clean the rifle...i mean masturbate

by sick0 May 26, 2004

Plutonium Blast Rifle

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.

Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008

Reflectosexual

Someone so obsessed with their own image, it appears that they are only turned on by themselves.

(Rick) Stacy always has to stop and look at herself in the mirror and talk about how pretty she is.

(Dan) Yeah, its because she's a reflectosexual

by smohn jith. October 30, 2009

Rifle Kick

To kick someone lying on either the opposite side of the bed or under the covers.

Jesus Christ, Gary getting slapped caused him to 'rifle kick' Siobhan in the face!

by mfisher64 August 14, 2010