Remote

We lose it as much as our wallets.

It's used for various electrical machines because we're to lazy to stand up.

tv and radio.

by truly yours April 6, 2004

remote

Located far away; distant in space.

The lake was located in a remote area.

by America Nicole August 21, 2006

Wii Remote Strap

The only thing standing between me playing Mario Kart Wii and having the FBI bust down my door.

"I choose Waluigi!"

"Aw man, you always choose the good characters. Also, where's your Wii remote strap?"

"What Wii remo-"

"FBI OPEN UP!!!"

by Asgardian Jedi June 19, 2019

Remote Fight

A wrestling match between a small group of men for a remote. Usually in the dark. Bruises and open wounds are not uncommon.

A. I want to watch that show.
B. That show sucks
C. Wanna remote fight for it?
A.B.C.-REMOTE FIGHT!

by Over Roger January 8, 2009

remoted island

The way Cee-Lo Green talks about remote islands.

"Would a trip to a remoted island ease your mind?" - Cee-Lo Green (I Want You)

by Cornbread-n-Raised December 17, 2010

remote

used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, DVD player, etc...

The remote turned on the tv

by Alexius November 6, 2003

remote pwn

v. When you pwn someone and they aren't even there.

Bob: Where is Steve?
Frank: He's in China.
Bob: He's so fat!
Frank: Haha. You just remote pwned him.
*Meanwhile In China*
Steve: I feel a disturbance...as if someone has pwned me from a great distance. I wish I wasn't so fat.

by TheBigLime April 29, 2006