Clamature Retraculation

to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.

You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"

by Max R. Bates February 26, 2011

ratrace

A political election.

"I hope Kerry wins this years ratrace."

by Missy September 16, 2004

retractile vomiting

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.

Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.

by Nathan T. Freeman August 28, 2007

Retractasackaria

If you're a guy and you'v ever taken a dip in a really cold pool, you know exactly what "Retractasackaria" is. For those that need further explanation, your nuts shrivel up like raisins after emerging from cold water. George on Seinfeld referred to it as "shrinkage".

Man that water is cold! If you go in there you'll get retractasackaria!

by Ty Webb May 3, 2004

r3trace

A cupcake named Pickle who likes to change nouns into verbs. He has a vagina on his foot with friendly trolls in it, and once sold himself to pay back meritsofhonor for breaking his squeaky boobs.

r3trace is secretly female.

by Giant toilet April 4, 2008

Retractive

"Retractive" is something or someone who is repulsively unattractive
re + tractive.

That girl is so drunk and ugly that she is retractive.

The way that jerk hit on that girl was retractive.

by Crystal Hart June 26, 2009

retractuncle

A. When you unconsciously plagiarize an urban dictionary slang, a song, or a concept; exhaustively search the databases to confirm that your's is indeed the original, and publish said slang, song, or concept prematurely.

B. To coin a new synonym.

1. Did you really think that idiot who thought "logocop" was her/his own creation stood a chance against the venerable "logo gestapo"? Retractuncle that @#!@

2. to moderate is the the retractuncle of to calm down.

by Reliable Guide September 8, 2010