Blight-or-Plight Response

This is a response to the dilemma of having to choose between Bud Light or Blight, and Bud Light Platinum or Plight. Like the fight-or-flight response, the blight-or-plight response is a physiologic reaction to a perceived harmful event, attack, or threat to survival. After the initial shock due to a systematic increase in adrenaline, the response results in disgust and rejection of either beer option.

When I first walked into the liquor store I had a wicked blight-or-plight response until I realized the microbrews were hidden all the way in the back.

by Woody Lajonze February 6, 2014

no response

An action describing that the person, place or thing being of having been interacted with has yielded no output.

John: Hi!
Gary: no response

by KiloWhiskay October 22, 2014

Response

A reply, reaction, or otherwise the act of responding.

A poor example:

John: HAY AGIN MARTIN

Martin: Hello John.

John: btw taht was a response, rigt??/?

Martin: Yes. Yes it was.

by Requisite August 19, 2008

blanket response

A response given that does not directly address the question, rather gives a bland statement in order to appease the question giver(s). Usually involves offering a solution that does not leave said party responsible. -To beat around the bush.

After the Mayor received heavy criticism for poor spending, he offered a blanket response to the press to buy himself some time.

by b_TRAIN January 26, 2012

Duff nutz response

A really mean but sometimes necessary responce

Reaper: I don't copy anyone.

Rave: BROSKI YES YOU DO.

Reaper: dude no I don't.

Duff nutz: HORSE SHIT.

Rave: haha Duff nutz response.

After some time of thinking we found out that he does have tendencys to copy peaple

by Legit swagger August 16, 2011

Vasobagel Response

A vasobagel response, episode, or attack is when a person passes out after consuming too many bagels

My friend brought over 2 dozen bagels this morning and I tried to limit myself to 1 or 2, but next thing I know I am on the couch and my friend is shaking me awake from a vasobagel response

by otter2388 September 18, 2012

Responsequences

the consequences of something you said; how someone justifiably responds to something you say

Floyd: Kathy called me an asshole yesterday.
Jim: Really? Why?
Floyd: I told her she was being a straight up ho.
Jim: Well I guess those are the responsequences of calling someone a straight up ho.

by clbf September 5, 2016