boomer remover

Another name to define the ever-popular Corona Virus or COVID-19.

Kid 1: Did you see the new disease?
Kid 2: which one?
Kid 1: The boomer remover.

by tfuygilhiuyutghl March 12, 2020

Penial cyst remover

A penial cyst remover is performed by using a blunt object. Such as a tongue ring or stud.

Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.

Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“

Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

liquid panty remover

Southern Comfort. The best damn drink in the world, mix with Sprite, Sierra Mist, or Coca-Cola. Serve it to the ladies and within moments, she will tear those pink frilly granny panties off like they on fire.

Guy 1: Did you get lucky last night with that chick you met at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah. Liquid Panty Remover does it every time.

by axewound87 April 20, 2008

make-up remover

When a guy cums on a girls face after a blowjob and when he goes to lick it all off her makeup comes off too, sometimes leaving the girl looking like a fugly rat.

Jordan: "I never pull make-up removers with hookers cause all the nasty make-up they wear make it taste like shit"

by Ammelia(AT)Shamer November 6, 2007

Boomer Remover

Another way to say Coronavirus.

"The Boomer Remover will sure take care of those boomers, Jake."

by THE GUY FROM FUCKNITE April 18, 2020

Instant panty remover

all liquor can fall into this category but any cheap beer or wine coolers (especially Cisco) will work in a pinch

You can't go wrong with my sister if you feed her some instant panty remover and a little smoke.

by chompmyclit September 16, 2010

boomer remover

Another name for the coronavirus Covid-19.

So called since boomers have shown little respect for nature or minorities, and because Covid-19 is a part of nature that just happens to have an extremely low mortality rate for those under 50, while being very deadly to baby boomers and anyone else that old or beyond.

Mr. X: "Hey Vinny, *cough cough* I got the stuff!"
Vinny: "You got the boomer remover?!"
Mr. X: "SHHHH! and YES, I got it, now shake my hand I just coughed into, go south, and touch everything in as many diners and old people bars as you can. If we remove our detractors, we'll win the election!"

by Smellycat OnDaProwl March 13, 2020