Kebab Remover

Another name for the counter-terrorists in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

Hey, do you want to play as a terrorist or a kebab remover?

by BBQof1942 April 28, 2019

remotesmanship

The art of switching back and forth through channels using the previous channel button. Widely used when watching two or more sporting events at the same time. Points are awarded if you can switch back to the channel at the precise time at which play begins.

Dave was practicing notable remotesmanship while he was spectating both the football game and the basketball game.

by the cat's gravy January 11, 2008

Remote Angel

The act of mimicking a snow angel pattern,while lying in bed trying to find your remote contol.

too lazy to get up and unable to fing the remote,Gus started making remote angels.

by Bigger Gus February 24, 2012

remote rage

The sweeping anger that overcomes someone when they cannot find the channel changer, causing them to spiral into a state of rage

It's best to steer clear of my alcohol father when he's having remote rage

by im_on_meth March 21, 2010

Remoteded

Verb- To change the channel on your TV
History: It all started in early 2018 in the suburbs of London, UK when many people from the upcoming generation of youngers became bored of saying stuff like "changing the channel"

Daniel: I just remoteded from spongebob to Teletubbies
Sujita: Oh cool idrc but cool

by Mo Kay aka fortnite god/legend October 20, 2018

Remotely working

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

by karens727 October 2, 2009

breaking the remote

another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.

Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote

Chris: Sick

by Nate R.. August 18, 2006