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Religiotard

<noun> Def. - someone whose stupidity is so encompassingly immense that it can only be expressed on the QUANTUM scale rather than the physical, and the quantity of which has religion (in any form) as its primary means of expression.

Not to be confused with moron, retard, imbecile or cretin, since the quantity of stupidity involved for the religiotard is mathematically greater exponentially {stupid X n n= infinity} and can potentially permeate a large part of the physical universe, rather than only the brains of those nearby.
So you are saying that the universe is ruled by a mysterious invisible sky-being for which we have no proof whatsoever? Are you sure you want to state that you believe that? that breaks all records for stupidity - religiotard alert everybody!!!
by Faith Baiter January 6, 2015
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Religist

Someone:Those mormans have a stupid religion

Me:Thats so religist
by chasta1 June 26, 2019
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Religiot

An insulting but non-generalizing word used in specific instances to describe a person that is an idiot and religious.

The word is sometimes used by athiots.

Specific instances include:
1) If you aren't an idiot and/or not religious then the term does not apply to you.
2) If you are religious and you believe natural selection is a cause of biological change or plays a causal role in the trajectory of evolution.
3) If you are religious and stab yourself to try an prove a point.
4) If you are religious and think by suddenly giving all your possession to the poor when you think it is the end of the world you will suddenly be a better person.
Singular: The religiot stabbed himself to try and show religion is true.

Plural: A group of religiots sold all their possessions and gave it to the poor because they thought the world is going to end soon.
by The_Interwebs December 11, 2011
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Religist

A person or action which is prejudiced on the basis of religious faith
The unprovoked attack on a Christian church was condemned as purely religist
by bustergonad March 8, 2022
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Religastics

To know the facts or statistics on a subject that of almost religious standards.
"Let me give you the religastics on Halo pawtna."
by Brice Motley May 26, 2007
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Relogisticize

Verb (t.)
1. To logisticize again
2. The process of organizing, planning, and executing any operation (whether it be mathematical, physical, or otherwise) for an "n"th time (nε𝐍: n>1)
Dr. Fogarty: "Let us now see if we can Relogisticize our assessment of sets A, B, and C.
Class: Relogisticize?
by Mathy math September 2, 2018
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Religertainment

Related: religitainment

Upbeat music, dazzling lights, smoke effects and similar stage production intended to hype up a church service and attract more pew sitters
That church is more about Religertainment than preaching the Gospel of Jesus to lost souls.
I don't mind the Religertainment so much, as long as it's followed by sound doctrin.
by TecBrat March 1, 2019
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