r u for rela

Synonymous with "Are you serious?" or "Are you for real?"
Originated from the legendary chill v combat-ex match, commentated by the bear semenated day9.

Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: r u for rela?
Girl: mhmm
Guy: kk let's talk about this at the top of a flight of stairs

by rowbsie November 8, 2009

Runescape Relapse

The re-using of runescape after quiting and not playing for a long period of time.

Timmy:Hey have you seen jack?
Jason:No i think he's having a Runescape Relapse
Timmy:It took so long to get him to quit

by Serrao May 14, 2009

relaphoneship

1. To engage in a long distance relationship over the phone.

2. A relationship with your phone

1. I don’t know if she has gained weight.. we are in a relaphoneship.
2. I wake up, eat and sleep with my iPhone.. I guess I’m in a serious relaphoneship.

by Simbolo June 25, 2009

Be Back Relapse

The quick decision you make when you know that

you should quit an addiction although you relapse quickly and proceed to quit immediately

thereafter, when in conclusion, you make no damn sense!

Andy: man, I wanna smoke that, but I know that's just a Be Back Relapse.
Mike:Yeah, but we're gonna quit anyway.
Andy: Honestly dude, how long we been sayin' that?
Mike:quite a long time
Andy: No comment.

by Ya Boy Trax July 21, 2010

Relastitution

When a girl or guy dates others for the sole purpose of accumulating material goods in the form of presents etc. It is not prostitution because it is not formally acknowledged as such and seems like a normal relationship to outsiders.

Becky dates Ryan and in return for her love and affections gives her many expensive presents i.e.. Shoes, Jewellery and electronic goods.

This is an example of relastitution in that Becky is using Ryan for material gain and Ryan is buying Becky for physical/emotional pleasures.

by Joel R. Dick. March 20, 2008

Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...

Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)

by coyuyo October 16, 2015

relag

The fatigue one feels upon coming back to reality, after experiencing a vivid dream of a brighter future

I can't adult today, currently experiencing severe relag

by Krispy815 July 8, 2016