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Regents

A meaningless exam that some states force all High Schoolers to take each year. If you fail it, nothing really happens except you being forced to take it again. You only have to pass 5 specific regents to graduate, which are all stupidly easy. There's absolutely no point to this exam as it's tailored so that even the niggest can pass. It's also the main reason why the rest of the world sees America's education system as what it is: a complete joke.

Here's an example from the New York Geometry Regents---getting 41 credits out of 86 (half the test right) nets you a 65%. Come in with your calculator and slam your face on the test and you'll pass, and if you don't come in during August and you'll definitely pass.
Fred: Oh shit, I've got Regents in one hour!

Zach: Those things don't count outside of New York.

Fred: Wait really?

Zach: Yeah, and colleges only care if you pass it or not. You could get a 100 or a 65 and it wouldn't matter for shit.

Jason: I just wrote all the formulas I'd need for my math regents on my arm because they aren't on the reference sheet for some reason.

Zach: Yeah that's what I did the proctors don't give a shit.
by pooperhunter69 June 20, 2014
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Regent Christian Academy

kid: wonder what its like in hell
kid2: just attend regent christian academy
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revonta

He can be outgoing and funny also if he say he will do something he will do it no question ask
Revonta is a meaning loyal
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it is very bad but it has 1 so called superstar AKA fake
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Regot

adj- A combination of remember and forgot. Like you remembered but forgot. Like you know the answer but just don't remember.
Teacher- "What year was WWII"?

Student- "I... regot".

"Dude whats Kellys number"

"Oh oh... I regot its 630-774... dang I regot.."
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Resontulous

rediculous, repulsive, unexplainable
what did you say. that was freakin resontulous
by Kasey Christian December 19, 2004
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recontentment

Guilt from retweeting a lot and not feeling like you are contributing enough original content.
"Sometimes I feel recontentment for my lack of original content."
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