rub register

a female version of the male spank bank

Seeing Roy's massive cock, Sarah filed it in her rub register for futher contemplating.

by cashole August 24, 2006

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Sack register

The act of pulling excess scrotal skin over your soft penis and and pressing on the exposed base of the penis and as the penis flings out of the sack wrap you say cha ching mocking the sound of a cash register

"Dude he was so drunk that he made a sakpak and put on a "sack register" for us it was so funny

by Bighair15 March 14, 2010

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The Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip of a debit/credit card into your anus.

That girl gave me the turkish cash register last night, not my thing.

by TheAllKnowingMrD May 13, 2018

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Register Monkey

Someone that works a cash register at a discount store because they are too dumb to get a real job.

That register monkey charged me twice!

by Jim Kenzig December 2, 2003

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registering a pinkie

Noticing one has an erection

Bob was disturbed when registering a pinkie while watching The Golden Girls

by smcduk November 1, 2017

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close the register

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"
second guy: "Uhhh, ok."
first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"
second guy: "I don't get it."
third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

by Awful Show Keyz September 28, 2006

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