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Reachered

To be incredidably drunk, beyond the means of any human being.

It can also mean: broken beyond the means of human capabilities of repair. Or to describe sex one has had which is beyond human comprehension.

The word originated from the character of the incredible Jack Reacher, created by author Lee Child. The word is almost exclusive to Lurgan, Northern Ireland.
"I was absolutely reachered last night!"

David: What the dickens happened that chair?
Andrew: Ah, sorry Davy. I pure reachered it.

Colin: What happened you last night, like?
Andrew: Haha! Reachered!
by Brendy C January 7, 2008
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Reacher

An alternative term for a misguided SJW. Reachers are often seen by other SJWs as extremists, or ones who too quickly jump on a hate-bandwagon. They are usually quick to turn on a celebrity that may or may not have done something, which can neither be confirmed nor denied.
“Hey, she’s for equal marriage too, right?”

“Yeah, but I wouldn’t talk to her, she’s a Reacher.”

“Really? How?”

“She read a random article that claimed Carly Rae Jepsen supported Al-Qaeda, so she burned all of her Jepsen albums.”
by HahaJk November 16, 2017
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reacher

Someone who is hot with a great personality and can get someone even more attractive than them but instead, they get someone who is way below them in looks but still has a great personality just to feel secure in the relationship because they know that they would be less likely to leave them.
Jennifer is so hot but her boyfriend is so ugly. She's a reacher.
by thatbitch<3 November 13, 2011
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rencher

A Rencher is what people used to call people who use wrenches, back in the begging of the Industrial Age. It was a job title
Hey go tell the Rencher that his break ends in 69 minutes
by sladerboiii5 January 20, 2017
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Reechard

Reechard is sooo smart
by Norman Sallon June 3, 2019
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ReeceRoyale

A call of duty and you should know that when he is in one of your game you will get turn into a ball of compact trash
ReeceRoyale turned you into compact trash
by ReeceRoyale June 14, 2022
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Daddy Reicher

The most loving and caring person in the world and gives the best hugs and cuddles you when you are feeling sad
I wish I had sombody like daddy reicher to comfort me
by SSWAY July 22, 2018
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