a team that as soon as they won the world series lost all of their players even the one player who they thought would never leave, Johnny Damon, and they lost him to they better paying team...The yankees
by Yankees are good March 01, 2006
a group of fat pigs that didnt deserve to win shit.. They all were disgusting lookin' with there long hair and crap. Oh yeah, congrats on winning the WS... AFTER 86 FRICKEN YEARS. no matter what u say, the Yankees are better; 26 rings to what? 3?
Man 1 - You going to watch opening night on Sunday?
Man 2 - Hell yeah, whos playing again?
Man 1 - Yankees vs. The Red Sox
Man 2 - I bet you $100 that the Yankees win
Man 1 - I'm not a idiot, theres no way the yankees are going to lose! No bet.
Man 2 - Hell yeah, whos playing again?
Man 1 - Yankees vs. The Red Sox
Man 2 - I bet you $100 that the Yankees win
Man 1 - I'm not a idiot, theres no way the yankees are going to lose! No bet.
by Daniel April 02, 2005
the red sox are the best team in baseball..they owned the yankees (chokees) in the alcs..almost got swept but then kicked there sorry cheating asses..then swept the cards in the WS..we danced on the chokees lawn and in front of there pathetic fans and all a-rod (dora) could do was sit and cry because he is a little girl who likes to slap balls out off ppl's hands LOL WHAT A GIRL
Bill: Hey did you hear the medical association is coming out with a new choking symbol??
Chuck: No, what is it?
Bill: The yankee sybombol HAHAHAHA
Chuck: HAHAHAHAHA why is that again?
Bill: because they completed the biggest choke evah in mlb history against the RED SOX
Chuck: wow they must suck really bad
Bill: yea they do, they cheat to..A-rod slaps balls and jason giambi uses steriods and so does gary sheffield
Chuck: man the RED SOX must be really good..the yankees are so bad
Bill: duhhh the RED SOX owned them..i mean absolutley kicked their sorry cheating asses hahahahahahaahah YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000!!!
Chuck: i love this, the RED SOX rule
Bill: duh
Tom(in a chokees hat): well if it hadnt been for riveria blowing 2 saves in a row..we would have won
Bill and Chuck: YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! yankees suck! yankees suck! biggest choke evahhhhhH!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOO GO RED SOX!!!
YANKEES SUCK
Chuck: No, what is it?
Bill: The yankee sybombol HAHAHAHA
Chuck: HAHAHAHAHA why is that again?
Bill: because they completed the biggest choke evah in mlb history against the RED SOX
Chuck: wow they must suck really bad
Bill: yea they do, they cheat to..A-rod slaps balls and jason giambi uses steriods and so does gary sheffield
Chuck: man the RED SOX must be really good..the yankees are so bad
Bill: duhhh the RED SOX owned them..i mean absolutley kicked their sorry cheating asses hahahahahahaahah YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000!!!
Chuck: i love this, the RED SOX rule
Bill: duh
Tom(in a chokees hat): well if it hadnt been for riveria blowing 2 saves in a row..we would have won
Bill and Chuck: YEAR 2000! YEAR 2000! yankees suck! yankees suck! biggest choke evahhhhhH!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOO GO RED SOX!!!
YANKEES SUCK
by YANKEES SUCK GO RED SOX December 28, 2004
The red soxs are the biggest 'dick' suckin 'losers' in the entire 'universe'....the last time they won a world series was in 1918 ......so omg they won once since then there a bunch of ball suckin jizz lickin 'cock' 'suckers' in the history of sports,.....and if ur a red sox fan ur fuckin 'stupid' nd wait u can all go suck somethin
by i stay high no lie u kno dis .....ballin December 06, 2006
A baseball team that only recently realized that people of color could help their city (2004). Although they have blamed George Herman Ruth for their bad luck, they simply had terrible teams because they were the last team in baseball to have a black player. Are the Red Sox a better team than the glorious Yankees? Currently, yes. However, they have 20 championships left to catch up. However, the issue of controversy stems from their fan base, not their actual team.
If you ever see pictures of Red Sox "fans" you will see rich, white folks who are ignorant and share views of the historically infamous Red Coats (see Revolutionary War). Yankee fans are numerous and can be found throughout the world, with fans of all different races, religions, and creeds. Yankee fans possess something called common sense, class, and welcome anyone, whereas Red Sox fans embrace ignorance, hatred, and being intoxicated. Also, Red Sox fans have a tendency to speak with a heavy, unrecognizable accent that no one thinks sounds intelligent. It is much more ridiculous than that of a New Yorker.
Also, the Red Sox are based in a city that nobody cares about, as it could fall off the map and only about 10 people would notice. When was the last time someone attempted a terrorist attack on Boston? Never - its disappearance would not hurt the U.S. at all. In fact, there would be a lot less racism in our country if that happened. Most of the students at Harvard and MIT are NOT from the New England area, so if those people were taken out, the total IQ of Boston would equal exactly 3.
If you ever see pictures of Red Sox "fans" you will see rich, white folks who are ignorant and share views of the historically infamous Red Coats (see Revolutionary War). Yankee fans are numerous and can be found throughout the world, with fans of all different races, religions, and creeds. Yankee fans possess something called common sense, class, and welcome anyone, whereas Red Sox fans embrace ignorance, hatred, and being intoxicated. Also, Red Sox fans have a tendency to speak with a heavy, unrecognizable accent that no one thinks sounds intelligent. It is much more ridiculous than that of a New Yorker.
Also, the Red Sox are based in a city that nobody cares about, as it could fall off the map and only about 10 people would notice. When was the last time someone attempted a terrorist attack on Boston? Never - its disappearance would not hurt the U.S. at all. In fact, there would be a lot less racism in our country if that happened. Most of the students at Harvard and MIT are NOT from the New England area, so if those people were taken out, the total IQ of Boston would equal exactly 3.
Red Sox fan: The Yankees suck my balls! You f*ckin' suck my balls! I'll beat you up because I've never grown up!
Yankees fan: That's cool. I love your use of the word "balls." You must be a literary genius.
Red Sox fan: Go back to your own country! Get out of here, you sh*t face! I'm stupid and drunk!
Yankees fan: I have no idea what you just said. I have to go run Wall Street and live in the greatest city in America.
Yankees fan: That's cool. I love your use of the word "balls." You must be a literary genius.
Red Sox fan: Go back to your own country! Get out of here, you sh*t face! I'm stupid and drunk!
Yankees fan: I have no idea what you just said. I have to go run Wall Street and live in the greatest city in America.
by Fence Geneva February 02, 2008
a team who has only won 1 world series in the last 86 years, a team who has won 6 world series total, a team who puts out the biggest baby in left field, a team who got swept in 2006 in a 5 game series by the YANKEES, a team who failed to make the playoffs in 2006, a team that finished 11 games behind the YANKEES, a team that struggled to finish in second place
Who sucks now?
Who sucks now?
The Red Sox are a team from Boston with fans claiming dominance of the baseball world after winning one World Series.
The Red Sox have only one 6 WS's in their entire history; compared to the Yankees, they suck.
The Red Sox have only one 6 WS's in their entire history; compared to the Yankees, they suck.
by ottowa October 25, 2006
2004 world series champions
fuck the yankees
babe ruth is no curse, he just a fat ass mo'fo
a-rod came to yankees so he can be with his boyfriend jeter
fuck the yankees
babe ruth is no curse, he just a fat ass mo'fo
a-rod came to yankees so he can be with his boyfriend jeter
by oliver clothesoff November 20, 2004