reculate

not a real word, if you use this word you probably made a mistake. do not look this word up in a real dictionary it will not be there.

never use the word reculate

by anon1234567 December 14, 2008

rectumitis

An inflammation of the rectum.

Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.

by stropmag December 19, 2015

rectumize

To rectify forcefully

We need to rectumize this situation.

by bangem June 17, 2003

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

rectabate

To rectify an unsatisfactory session of sexual intercourse by post-coital masturbation.

The guy was oblivious to her clit and made "sweet love" like a numb jackhammer. As a last ditch effort to salvage her evening, she rectabated after he passed out.

by Corinne Veronica September 22, 2005

rectumstein

when you get done shitting and the shit is green and stains the rectum green like Frankenstien.

Dude, last night i took a total rectumstein.

by Ed Danvers April 7, 2013

Rectumhat

Similar to an asshat, but with a sense of clinical detachment. More appropriate for use in formal settings or news reportage.

The CEO is a rectumhat, sources say.

by Azzic June 22, 2011