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Human Ravioli

When you cover yourself in marinara and put ground beef in your butt
Mom: How are we going to carry all this ground beef home from the grocery store?
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli
by Boosh92 February 13, 2019
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holy ravioli cheesesus christ

like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people
-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole
by monke drip boi January 19, 2022
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Bowl My Ravioli

The action of cupping one's nutsack/balls. The gentle hold of your palm acts as the container for the full sack as it hangs, like ravioli filling a bowl.
Dude 1: You won't believe it, man. Professor Oak let me Bowl his Ravioli.

Dude 2: Whoa man, that's like... 2 1/2nd base
Dude 1: He said it'd give me at least a B
Dude 2: What if I told you I'd give you a D if you "Bowl my Ravioli"?
Dude 1: That's gay dude.
by Legend Heart January 22, 2020
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Busted Ravioli

this simply means a vagina that has been used a bit to much and is now large and sloppy.
I couldn't feel a thing when I was fucking her busted ravioli.
by Devilsman November 14, 2007
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Smashed Ravioli

A very sloppy and overused vagina having the appearance of a plate of marinara covered beef/cheese raviolis that have been...smashed.
A messier look than roast beef curtains.
Smashed Ravioli - I banged Angela but apparently I wasn't the first 'cause her vag looked like a Smashed Raviloi.
by D. Sanchez & The Rav Smashers October 29, 2008
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Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.
You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.
by zShortbusz November 25, 2009
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Ravioli

Ravioli is pasta
by Supremeleaderofjellys August 5, 2018
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