Hotel Quincy special

In need of a birth control method and without a condom, a man wraps a plastic Wal-Mart bag around his penis and secures it with a rubber band at the base

Julia Roberts wanted it raw dog, but the bitch was in heat so I gave her the Hotel Quincy special.

by News Muse December 16, 2010

Quincy

A real nasty splatter poo left all over the flush, tank, seat and wall areas of a public toilet.

Man, someone left a real nasty Quincy in the stall. It will have to be condemned !

by not_quincy June 7, 2013

Quincy

A synonym of Anal Assassin, Ass Bandit, Ass Spelunker, Back Door Bandit, Bone Smuggler, Brownie king, Bum Bandit, Bumhole Engineer, Butt Pirate, Butt Rider, Butt Rustler, Cock Jockey, Cockpipe Cosmonaut, Fruit, Butt Fruit, Fudge Packer, Fudge Nudger, Oklahomo, Poo Pusher, Poo Pirate, Rectum Ranger, Rump Ranger, Shit Stabber, Turd Burglar. It is also a term that refers to a really hairy and smelly dude.

you are such a quincy

by gabriel the spelunker January 18, 2008

quincy point

where a bunch of pot head and alcohloic teenagers like to hangout. if your looking for them they can be found at clifford marshall or foreriver.i wouldnt walk around there after dark.a bunch of skanks and hoes live there and the cops have nothing better to do then bust innocent kids for walking throught the park after dark.teeneagers post up at tedeschis to get older people to buy blunts for them.

lets go post up at tedeschis in quincy point and get a blunt

by feliciaaa July 2, 2007

Quincy, Illinois

A city near the Mississippi River that is hands-down the worst place on earth.

Everyone here is either:
A)old, sick, or both
B)FSD
C)drunk or on drugs
or
D)dying to get out

Quincy is horrible. If you don't make it out by 25, you're stuck here forever. It is a cultural abyss. Trends make it here about 3 years after they've been popular everywhere else. Everyone mispronounces everything. Everyone goes deerhunting. The men have no limits to their stupidity and the girls are either super Christians or total whores.

Don't ever come here.
Please.

Quincy, Illinois is a great place to be from, but a horrible place to live.

by Miss Olive February 26, 2009

Quincy, Illinois

The place where dreams come to die.
A cultural wasteland with no redeeming qualities.
The 'city' is pretty much ruled by crotchety old people who are easily annoyed. People are devoid of any form of entertainment besides movies, church, and eating themselves to death at the many resturaunts and bars, (They out number ALL other businesses). We have a college that requires religious courses to attend and a community college that just plain sucks....

The WEATHER makes front page news, for christ sake!

Nothing ever happens here.
Except birth, meth, teenage pregnancy, and death.
There are more dead people here than living.
Total living: 40, 100 Buried: 42,000 IN ONE cemetery!
We have at LEAST five.

Agree with definition #1. Worst place to live. Best place to die.

I REALLY hate myself;so I'll commit suicide. Drugs are too pricey, guns are too quick, and slitting my wrists too messy. I know! I'll just move to Quincy, Illinois!

by BHNight_Cook February 10, 2012

Quincy

A person who is loving, trust-worthy, friendly, funny, sweet and knows how to have a good time. this person can be easily mislead and also easily breakable, so make sure to be delicate with their hearts. other than that, this person is very fun to be around and can easily brighten your day. just being around this person immediately lifts your spirit and fills your heart with warmth, like your own sun. when surrounded by them, its hard not to smile and laugh.

every time I have a bad day, Quincy lifts my smile and always makes me laugh.
Quincy is my awesomest friend ever!

by nanabear18001 August 6, 2011