Quesadiños 

You have been craving a delicious quesadilla all day. But in your sleep addled state in the store after work you end up buying tiny taco tortillas. You get home and realize your mistake but are far too lazy to go back and get the bigger tortillas. So you put up with these tiny quesadillas. Kids are small. The Spanish word for kids is "niños". Therefore tiny quesadillas are known as "quesadiños".

The drunk man made several quesadiños to satisfy his manly hunger.

Quesadiños by TenderGooch July 11, 2018

Quentins twin 

A boy who stuffs a dildo up his throat until he coughs up blood. While fingering a rhino

Why do you act like quentins twin?

Quentins twin by Yurmumsstepbro September 24, 2019

Asshole Questions 

1. A question that you ask to piss somone off

2. A question that only an asshole would ask

Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"

Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"

Asshole Questions by ClevelandDan November 18, 2009

ask no questions hear no lies 

a sarcastic way of saying,"just don't fucking ask."

how was ur date with Lisa?.......ask no questions hear no lies

ask no questions hear no lies by bajan_taliban October 18, 2007

three questions 

Is she hot?
Whould you hit it?
What's her name? (usualy not needed)

hopper - "my friend is coming into town."
shane (shampoo) - "three questions."
hopper - "Yes, Yes, Who cares."

three questions by cheatham homie April 22, 2006

21 questions 

An excuse for When a nigga wants to hear about ur sex life

Nigga: let’s play 21 questions

Bitch: sure, what size shoe are u?
Nigga: 8, you ever been in a 3 sum?

21 questions by Just that bitch okay July 12, 2022

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a 

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018