Quaranteenager

A person coming of age in the coronaviral age, home-schooled, missing out on dating, beer, pot and every other rite of social passage.

Watching "Clueless", "Ladybird" and "Booksmart" while in lockdown, she yearned to experience the geeky teen years which were her birthright and hated-hated-hated being a dorky quaranteenager.

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

Quarantennial

Person born circa nine months after the beginning of the Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020 and on.

Quarantennials are the Baby Boomers of the 21st century.

by Ataraxis22 March 21, 2020

Quarantime

All this extra time I know you have while the world is on lock down.

"I know you got the quarantime to help me put away this laundry."

"Did you see all those hoe pics Karen just posted? She must have a lot of quarantime to be getting it!"

by princeasslea March 22, 2020

Quarantharsis

A temporary, enlightened state of mind associated with eating nothing but delivery daily by those practicing social distancing in a pandemic, like the 2020 COVID-19 crisis.

Caused by a long-term deprivation/excess of human contact under quarantine.

Blake sent himself into a state of quarantharsis after eating Double Big Mac Meal, 20 pc. McNuggets, and a Spicy Chick Fil-A sandwich in the span of 6 hours. He slept 5 hours.

by QVD92 April 11, 2020

Quaranteam

The lads/lasses' group chat for hard-core studying during isolation from COVID-19. It's a really clever word because it rhymes ;D

"Anyone know what on Earth a 'Quadratic Formula' is?"
"Don't worry mate, I sent my answers to the Quaranteam"

by Adzisanabsoluteweapon March 23, 2020

Quaranten

That first ten pounds you gain from comfort-eating while in quarantine from COVID-19.

I got on the scale this morning and found out I'd put on a full Quaranten this month.

by One Science March 20, 2020

quaranteen

someone who was a teen during the isolation period so missed out on important self discovery and education

1: im gonna fail my gcses
2: ur such a quaranteen

by ferrettoes1 May 24, 2020