Quantavious booty cheeks

To firmly (expressively) and (physically) grab your homies cheeks whilst moaning at 350 decibals.

Yo homie, can i Quantavious booty cheeks you up my nigga

by Dr Quantavious III December 13, 2022

Quant

A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.

Joe Visionary: Building a school and lowering labor hours would improve the lives of these workers, and future generations of their children, enabling them to become self-sufficient contributors to the economy.

Quant: It would also cost more, lower productivity, raise spirits, and give them a mind of their own to branch out beyond simple labor -- not good for the bottom line, bro.

by liveMike January 11, 2014

Quant Jock

One who is exceptionally skilled in quantitative analysis. More often than not using Microsoft Excel, Crystal Ball, SPSS, etc. Generally someone in the fixed income securities or option trading fields who makes twice as much money trading on their own than at their job.

and here in the smallest cubicle is LiWei, our resident Quant Jock.
LiWei say hi.
"=IF(OR(C$4$=0,C$4$=NA),"Hello my name is LiRizzle",Ctrl+Alt+Del)

by Old Man Hibbard December 14, 2008

Quanker Sore

Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.

Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"

by Little Willis March 20, 2009

Quankenferter

A girl that is so pretty and awesome she makes others jelous so she is given this name

Look at her she is gorgeous! That damn Quankenferter

by Jellybeann May 21, 2013

quacktape

amazing person, amazing acc, amazing mutual, amazing everything, just amazing. their account reminds me of spring and candles <3 ly quacktape, ur doing amazing :)

quacktape is ur mutual? Wow thats so cool!!

by astro.lizz September 21, 2021

quantavious dingleton

quandale dingle's 3rd cousin once removed. He is wanted for war crimes he allegedly committed in Northern Italy.

quantavious dingleton robbed me of my life savings.

by i4jtrgmrkfnchjrmtnvnmtrjnvj September 29, 2022