Pyronoia

The sneaking suspicion that you've left an appliance on at home, and that your house is now a towering inferno.

I was halfway to the shops before I experienced a stab of pyronoia; had I turned the iron off? I thought I had, or had I only imagined that?

by Barry Earsman March 3, 2008

zoo pron

The word zoo meaning animals, and pron for
"pr0n, and its spelled this way so that it doesn't show up when someone searches the word "porn". "
equals animal sex.

Wow! YC really likes watching zoo pron!

by xlr8tor123 May 3, 2010

Proncess

A princess of pron

or, a slut

"Man, Jane is a total proncess."

by Mr.Ramrick May 1, 2010

Danger prone

A person who’s so clumsy it feels like they’re staring in the worst cartoon ever. Don’t ask this person to carry your drink, they’ll spill it and don’t trust this person with delicate family heirlooms.
Examples include Daphne from Scooby-Doo

Wow that person is so danger prone, she just dropped my moms favourite vase!

by Katexflynn September 15, 2018

Pronasticrate

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Pronicity

That act of being so good at a video game, that your actions or skills are close to that of a professional player of that video game.

"Hey dude, that was an amazing clutch!"
"Ya, it's from my general pronicity."

by xLegendarY May 17, 2009

Pronablentian

The probable reality of something impossible happening

I had a pronablentian moment:
The sky exploded, and yet the cows still lived

by Inspire_squidward October 9, 2012