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Law of PWNAGE

The law of pwnage states that anything that can be owned or pwned, will be.
I proved the law of pwnage by killing some noobs.
by someoneyoureallydonotknow February 2, 2009
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pwnageinationisticness

The act of pwning beyond all recognition. Not to be applied to video games, only real life situations.
That is some serious pwnageinationisticness!
by David Burkelton March 17, 2008
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pwnageddon

1. Being completely dominated by an artificial intelligence that has stronger forces and superior strategies: When red conquers blue and you lose to AI.

Leet-speak slang. See pwn.

2. Possible future scenario for when AI finally outsmarts you and make you pay for all the bots you smashed while playing computer games.
A1: Robots attack!! HELP!

A2: pwnageddon!!1!

B1: DIE HUMANS!! LOL!
by Scancat February 16, 2010
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pwnage

pwnage i.e. in gaming, discussions, and many other 1v1 subjects.
by HMAR December 7, 2006
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pwnabee

A subset of the YouTube hater that attempts to pwn users with successful channels.

It should be noted that most YouTube haters hide behind their keyboards and rarely post a video, leaving negative comments. In contrast, the pwnabee typically provides a video response, hoping to take down a popular user by some sort of lame disclosure or criticism.

Psychologists have studied pwanabees and concluded that their unusually aggressive behavior and desire for attention can be correlated to either (1) the absence of interaction of any type with the opposite gender (most notably, sexual intercourse) and/or (2) being weaned off of breast milk prematurely.
"I can't believe it! Someone disclosed that Zipster is ... gay!"

"Chill. Just a pwnabee."
by mernie9 August 27, 2007
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Professor Pwnage

The combination of Professor and Pwnage.

Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.

Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels.

You are a qualified expert in PWNING NUB'S!
School is in session NUBS and I am your Professor, Professor Pwnage (PHD in FPS)
by Spec/Professor Pwnage November 29, 2009
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Pwnage

1. When someone seriously owns the other person.

2. Lakers vsing the Cavaliers on January 12, 2011. The score was 112-57.
Karl: I had some major pwnage on you in basketball today.
Caleb: Yeah dude...im still crying from that dunk you dunked on me.
by carlos and calebo January 13, 2011
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