Permission 

Until people wake up and realize that they have as much authority as the authorities and start fighting, they're going to have to keep asking permission to go anywhere or do anything. These authorities that have done nothing for them, including raise them, will keep to get to keep ordering them around like little kids, thinking that they are just here to play games.

As long as you have to ask permission to do something, you don't live in a free country or have any real rights. The Indians know how free their land is.

Permission by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

permissionary 

Da consent dat you ask from a gal to lie down on her back and allow you to engage in a chest-to-chest bouncy-bouncy wif her.

Getting permissionary from a hot chick is all well and good, but remember dat some ladies prefer doggie-style and/or reverse-cowgirl positions instead.

permissionary by QuacksO November 21, 2022

Permission 

Oh, you're waiting for my permission to shit now? I didn't realize I was and authority now.

Hym "You mf aren't waiting for my permission to do anything so why even ask?"

Permission by Hym Iam June 26, 2023

Permission 

Yup. Full permission honey-bunny. You can do whatever you want.

Hym "Yup. Full permissions. Why? What are you going to do to me?"

Permission by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Permission 

Should I be asking for that!? WOW! Here I am, having a schizophrenia diagnosis manufactured by the people around me and alluding to the fact that child and/or retard murder might be an appropriate response... And I didn't even THINK to ask a panhandler to take a picture of his sign! Wow! That is embarrassing! My bad guys! You must think I'm the rudest person on the planet! Gosh, that's... That's my bad...

Hym "Permission? Like, the fruit?"

Iam "That's a PERSIMMON."

Hym "Oh... You mean when you feel bad about something?"

Iam "No, that's CONTRITION."

Hym "Oooooh... So like, your attitude about something?"

Iam "No, that's your DISPOSITION."

Hym "Oook. Ok. I get it now... You're making up words!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "You're making shit up to try and make me look stupid!"

Iam "What!? No! It's like-"

Hym "Fuck you buddy!"

Iam *sigh* "Nevermind..."

Permission by Hym Iam May 7, 2024

Permission

Winning in sticker competitions

got permission(won)to use zstickers

Permission by rstickers October 30, 2025

purrfessional

Well-trained regarding "all things cats", or a similarly-skilled feline itself.

Garfield is a purrfessional at getting da wishy-washy Jon Arbuckle to both do his bidding and forgive all his selfish shenanigans --- "Like putty in my paws."

purrfessional by QuacksO January 7, 2026