purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".

Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?

He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!

purple headed yogurt slinger by B Man bran December 9, 2007

purple headed yogurt spitter 

A purple headed yogurt spitter is a nickname for a man's genitalia.

"john looked down with a shy smile as Jenny took his purple headed yogurt spitter into her mouth with vigor"

purple headed yogurt spitter by Stefan the English Man December 22, 2015

Purple-headed yogurt slinger 

After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.

After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.

Purple-headed yogurt slinger by MayFucker March 26, 2019

Purple headed yogurt shooter

A penis.

He can't stop playing with his purple headed yogurt shooter.

Purple headed yogurt shooter by yermomgoestocollege81 March 31, 2009

purple headed yogurt slinger

Erect Penis

Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.

purple headed yogurt slinger by GayinNovi September 22, 2013

Purple headed yogurt shooter

A " man part" also reffered to as razberry helmet head

Damn dude, his purple headed yogurt shooter must hurt after that night.

Purple headed yogurt shooter by Astromanboyguy January 26, 2010

purple headed yogurt slinger

noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy

Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006