puppeteer

Soneone with a life so sad that they try to control someone else's to deny their own reality.

Jack: Man I swear John keeps trying me how to live, where I should go and what to spend money on.
Jim: Sounds like he is your puppeteer.

by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

Puppet piss

A puppet piss is when instead of holding your penis to piss, you pinch the skin on the top leaving your dick hanging like a puppet while you aim.

Just for fun, I did a puppet piss at the gas station.

by downwithopp November 12, 2012

Puppet Legs

When a weightlifter develops his upper body to be heavily muscled, and never trains his legs which are inordinately undersized by comparison.

Jim: "Hey Steve look at that guido muscle head training his upper body for the 5th time this week. He needs to start training his legs."

Steve: "Well that's exactly why everybody calls him Puppet Legs!"

by Jasper LaPrizrak July 12, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021

puppet fucked

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.

Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.

by j$.devops August 18, 2016

Smol Pupper

A small doggo
Smol but sassy
Cute aesthetic
Does not bork
Here are 2 smol puppers

Look at dat smol pupper over there, why wont he bork?

by SquishySuperStar October 17, 2017

The last shadow puppets

An amazing band that consists of Alex Turner, Miles Kane, James Ford and Zach Dawes. Mostly based on Alex and Miles and their hilarious relationship. They are an indie/ alternative band and the sexiest motherfuckers alive. They are also usually high or drunk even on stage.

Me: have you listened to The last shadow puppets last song
My mate: Yeah it was sick but a bit weird

Me: well they are a bit weird so that makes sense

by Lilybridget February 17, 2019