Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.

-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.

by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022

Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch

They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!

by TNDSE May 23, 2019

Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis

Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.

by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

Punching Dick

The act of fucking a bitch so hard it feel like she getting beat out.

Man last night I was punching dick she was screaming for it.

by bigboinword September 5, 2023

Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021