punch me in the fucking face

When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.

Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"

Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)

punch me in the fucking face

by eliotores October 16, 2010

And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.

I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.

by Stevensgirlie January 19, 2011

Punch your wife in the face hot

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.

"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"

by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008

Punching you in the face in your base all over the place!

Not playing nice and being courteous to opposing players.

Punching you in the face in your base all over the place!?

It's all about pwnzoring bitches.

by slackerzfan September 22, 2009

national punch your sister across the face day

november 2-3 especially when there name is carys yates and they are 16 make sure to slap em silly

“happy national punch your sister across the face day”

by devoted christian November 02, 2020

It's better than a punch in the face.

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

by Bob6372 January 05, 2024

Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.

It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.

by Projectshadow January 20, 2022