puddy nipples

male nipples (generally) that have large or abnormal areolas. unpleasant to look at and necessary to call attention to amongst one's friends.

haha ew greg you've got some puddy nipples, put those things away before i puke.

by king barley April 6, 2009

Puddy Fart

Air escaping from a pussy

I rammed so much air into her pussy with my big dick that it exploded out audibly as an giant puddy fart

by Salinas Guy February 3, 2008

Puddy Pucker

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.

Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.

by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014

puddy wuddy

A coworker who cries about working too many long shifts.

Nate is such a puddy wuddy.

by Crybabyscoworker January 27, 2016

Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.

"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"

by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018

puddy monkey

A stuffed monkey that was once used on a 5 year old as a wipe for its shitty, crusty asshole

I saw that kid using a puddy monkey on its crusty asshole!

by PuddySlays January 19, 2019

puddy ass nigga

someone who is nothin but a bitch....punks out

kid talkin shit and wont do it is a puddy ass nigga dawg....

by Sweet n Crazy June 28, 2009