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Toilet Punisher

A colossally powerful fecal force directed into the toilet bowl. The toilet is at a loss to handle the influx of shit, and may either clog or require many flushes to clear.

Also may refer to the person channeling said force, whom is usually observed gripping nearby objects--or the toilet seat itself if nothing else will suffice--as the body struggles to maintain control as shit and soul are evacuated.
"Dude, I saw grip marks on your toilet seat, what the fuck happened?"

"Damn, Dan must have dropped another toilet punisher."
by Peristalsis October 12, 2009
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Knob Polisher

A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!
She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!
by Overdrive December 28, 2005
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Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc is known as a publishing company and mass media brand that was launched and owned by Ceraphin Corporation in 2016.
Did you know that Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc owns multiple magazines, networks, and other businesses?
by Mikee Brown August 30, 2018
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publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".
Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...
by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018
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Alphascript Publishing

A company that cuts and pastes wikipedia articles without any editing and sells them for overly inflated amounts of money. They are infamous for their poor attention to picture details as well as a bad return policy.
Guy 1: LOL, did you see the cover of the Country of Georgia's Alphascript Publishing book? They put a picture of the Georgia state capitol on the book instead of the actual country!

Guy 2: Well, that's nothing. My book about Islam has about a paragraph with nothing but dick jokes and racial insults in it.
by Wally Wizarder October 8, 2010
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pole polisher

Another word for "cocksmoker." Useful when "cocksmoker" no longer suffices, and a new word or words must replace it to keep things fresh.
You can lick my balls you pole-polishing fuck-knuckle.
by LeonidasWV September 9, 2005
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apple-polisher

A person who apple-polishes (to pamper and flatter in order to get personal advantage)
"My classmate Sarah is a big apple-polisher"
by Wally elsissy September 5, 2006
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