over protective boyfriend

The dick that won't let you talk to his girlfriend without getting jealous, and threatening to beat you up.

boy: Hey, how was your day?

girl: It was fine thanks, you?

over protective boyfriend (prick) : Fuck off boy if you say another word to my girlfriend your dead!

by iceman007 December 2, 2009

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.

friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."

by effyes September 25, 2010

Protective Potato Mode

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger

She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.

by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020

Proactivist

One who goes beyond talking of the problem to courageously, innovatively, positively solution-ing the problem.

Proactvists are the 2020 version of activists as they create new systemic containers for things to thrive. Activists stir the shit, Proactivists move us beyond the blame and shame game that perpetuates the concentric, angry, non-listening, divisive circle that often shackles us in the mess that we are in, to allow for new ideas to take hold, ease-full onramps for easy self enroll. Support small businesses and benefit companies that are proactively addressing the world’s biggest challenges with joy-filled solutions as a Proactivist.

by jscult June 14, 2020

Productive fart

You know. Sort of like a productive cough, except the other end. 'Nuff said.

I had a bad productive fart this morning.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

Proactiv Solution

Stupid shit that costs way too much. Doesn't do shit. I hate it.

Dude, did you try that Proactiv?
Yeah, it didn't do shit. I hate it.
Oh.

by Captain Chad February 3, 2005

Over Protective Father

An OCD dad that screams his ass off whenever you even think about going onto the internet.

Over Protective Father - "TIMMY! WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?"
Timmy - "I'm just on YouTube..."
Over Protective Father - "NO! YOU"RE WATCHING PORN! I KNOW YOU!"

by Majestic Word Writer April 9, 2014