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prolapsed palm

Prolapsed palm occurs when the normal anatomical structures of the hand are worn or damaged to the point of collapse and disfigurement.

The condition of prolapsed palm is typically caused by a combination of the following conditions. Loneliness, hornyness and a lack of sexual partner over a long period of time. The causal conditions compound to the point where the individuals sense of limits and self control are no longer present. Causing the individual to jack off (masturbate) obsessively to the point of total collapse of the hands anatomical structures.
Jason: ouch!!! Man...my hand is painful. I can't even grasp a can if beer today. Since the wife left, it's been getting such a work out I can't think of anything else.

Junior: Jas, you better give it a rest or you're gonna end up with prolapsed palm.
by MikeBus November 13, 2010
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Very professional. The 'cakes' exaggerates on the pro-ness.
Guy: HOLY LOOK AT THE PROCAKES CB
Guy2: Wtf?
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An insult you call a calm person because prolactin is the chemical in the brain that is released after comedown which makes you calm for a while.
Daniel: Just chill dog.

Cody: Prolactin Brain!
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Pocket Prolapse

Condition caused when pulling a cell phone wrapped in a silicone type of cover/sleeve, and it causes your front pants pocket liner to turn inside out exposing itself.
When he pulled his cell phone out of his front pants pocket, the pocket liner experienced a pocket prolapse and had to be pushed back in.
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