Product of love 

Children, particularly little children.

Aw, look at that little product of love!
What a beautiful product of love.
They have many products of love..

Product of love by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006

Product Denial Syndrome 

Product Denial Syndrome is best described as when someone buys a bad product, but deludes him/herself into thinking it's better than it really is. Often found in children with lack of a steady allowance.

"Bob just bought that crappy new headset microphone. He has Product Denial Syndrome."

Product Denial Syndrome by Kookygoose April 19, 2009

Product Sneaks

To show the press your product so you can attract potential licensee software developers as well as drum up new business.

"Geez Bill, how did you get your program developed so quickly?"

"Well, Timmy, I used a little something called Product Sneaks to expose my program to the world!"

Product Sneaks by Jayy1989 April 26, 2010

product control 

1. A control function for financial products in an investment bank.

2. (In common usage) A dead end, also known as the ACA graveyard. Seen as an avenue of last resort for lowly paid ex-auditors unable to attain jobs even vaguley connected with value generation.

I need this compliance seminar like I need a job in Product Control.

product control by Sage of London February 21, 2008

Product Activation 

Product Activation is supposed to prevent piracy and freinds from copying or borrowing software, but it's an annoying and completly worthless feature of Windows XP, TurboTax, Norton Anti-Virus and many other programs and games that forces users to call the company and register to be able to run it after you install it.

If you change hardware (such as a video card or hard drive) on a Windows XP computer many times, XP will force you to call Microsoft to register the OS again. It also unfairly forces users to buy 2 or more copies for each computer you own. The best thing is complain to the company and tell them you will not buy thier products anymore. Dont support companies that force product activation.

I couldnt run TurboTax this weekend because I had to call an 1-800 number for Product Activation - and the office was closed until monday morning!

Product Activation by Whatever April 15, 2005

Product Prolonger 

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

Product Prolonger by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

product war 

the product war is the war which jiafei sacrificed her life just to let us have all the products out there on earth. BUY HER PRODUCTS!!

I love jiafei! we must remember the product war that jiafei sacrificed her life! #skinnyqueen

product war by miserable<33 January 10, 2022