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Procrastribating

Procrastribating or procrastribation- (v. n.) Instead of writing a paper or working on a long term assignment you decide to masturbate while procrastinating.
Jack spent all night procrastribating and instead of showing up to school with a complete assignment he showed up with sticky fingers.
by BurtonBoarder6o9 December 5, 2009
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Procrastinating

What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.
Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating
by Astrantia April 10, 2003
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Procrastinating

I'll get a definition for it later.....
teacher: John did you do you're paper?

John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....

teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...
by Thatgingerkid December 6, 2010
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procrastinating

MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.
by TotalNoobSauce February 18, 2008
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procrasturbating

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.
-Hey man did you write your paper yet?

-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.
by Al Kareem Jamal July 22, 2009
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procrastibaking

to procrastinate writing a paper (or other dreaded task) by baking
Instead of writing my dissertation, I was procrastibaking all weekend. Enjoy the muffins.
by Quirkster August 23, 2008
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Procrasturbating

Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.
"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."
by Joe the Philosopher November 25, 2009
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