Poop Dot

An unfortunate dot of poop transfer that occurs on the thong of a female when she doesn’t properly wipe the feces out her AHole resulting in a poop dot

To my surprise when I was using the restroom I accidentally made a poop dot on my favorite thong..boooo hooooo😡

by Roobeer January 25, 2021

Frozen poop shank

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.

Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.

by Derpules May 14, 2012

JC Poop

To take a poop by standing on the toilet seat and hovering over to avoid the water splashing the butt hole.

Last night I had to do a JC Poop because I didnt want no water splashing my asshole.

by Swagalisha July 15, 2019

Poop sock

A poop sock is a sock that is used for defecation. You must hide it from everyone, especially your mother, if she finds it you will be destroyed by space and time and will cease to exist.

Y'all gotta hide me my mom found my poop sock and she's looking for me. If she finds me i'm going to die

by ishidmypant March 20, 2019

pigeon poop

also can be used as a verb*

When you slightly vomit in your mouth in a small watery manner due too a burp, hick-up, yawn etc. we have ALL done this before :p

1. damn i just pigeon pooped in my mouth, fucking nasty!

2. i just spit out pigeon poop from eating all those tacos and water

3. i just ate jigar and pigeon pooped some of it out, gross.

4. drinking a lot of liquids with food can cause you to pigeon poop.

by Nazz818 July 11, 2009

Scoop di poop

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

Turtle: Kanye west is an idiot
Kanye, an intellectual:Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop di poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop.

by Durdleturtle June 1, 2018

Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

by glikber December 28, 2020