possum text

the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser

uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner

by crcguy October 18, 2010

Hillary Possum

double standard; usually related to how the media treats some politicians with kid gloves and goes after others like a pack of wolves. See also laura bush Story goes that if Hillary Clinton had run over a possum back in the 1960s it would still be news and at least 12 books would be published on the subject.

Brit Hume has become so blantant with the "hillary possums" he might as well leave Fox and join CBN.

by TWade August 25, 2005

play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)

He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.

by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010

Possue

A special kind of group, more commonly observed in schools. As in the following of one special boy/girl, whom everyone thinks is hot. Can also mean your special group of friends.

God, he's so hot he has got his own little possue.

OR

Our entire possue is going to the movies.

by I am not a prep September 26, 2005

Possum Flop

Faking ones death or sleep to avoid having to sex with a person.

"My buddy picked up this hottie last night at the bar. But, I had to Possum Flop her fat friend at the end of the night so I wouldn't have to sleep with her".

by HENDO November 7, 2012

possum spotter

Australian slang for someone who has a lazy eye or is cross-eyed. Referring to one eye (or both) pointed upwards in a different direction. It is assumed that the bung eye is tracking the movements of possums in trees.

Woah Bazza, Check out the possum spotter behind the counter!

by Bangatangz January 10, 2021

armored possum

A new and improved possum. Also known as an armadillo.

Damn, when I ran over that armored possum it cut my tire.

by Stephanie Herren January 21, 2008