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Piss-Pocketing 

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)
Piss-Pocketing by UglyBagel May 20, 2021

porcelin games 

The olympic style run to the bathroom to puke with good form and a photo finish all due to a massive Jager hangover
Brah we got bombed last night!! Yeah we drank tons, mike played porcelin games while we played pong!

cock pocketing 

Its a game where you have to put your cock in somones poket then blow a whistle to let everyone know,
1 point for a guy
2 points for a girl
5 for a black
10 for if you piss in there pocket
50 if you cum
100 if you get caught win the fight
200 if you get caught knock the other person out then Teabag them in the mouth.
" im going to go cock pocketing that guy"
* puts cock in guys pocket*
*pulls out and runs away blowing whistle*
cock pocketing by anonmotherfucker September 11, 2007

porkings 

Multiple acts of vigorous sexual intercourse.

Plural of porking.
Dude! I'm totally going to score so many porkings this week that I won't scooge straight!

pocklington 

a dull town near york where nothing happens and old ladies walk round moaning
pocklington is so dull you could die

Pookling 

When you poop and puke at the same time and love it.
Sorry Sydney, I can't talk, I'm busy pookling.
Pookling by FreshAsHeck September 14, 2016