probus

(n) an asshole
a guy who cannot be trusted
likes virgins
uses girls

"what a probus, i cannot believe he'd date that girl" said bob

by peyton h. April 28, 2008

porous

a sex position, using ur left testicle and placing it in the asshole.

yo i aint goin doggy style, im gonna porous her ass

by Matty Campbell January 6, 2008

Porpus Hole

Usually referred to a sphincter, the Porpus Hole is ones anus with no hair on it. Usually belonging to a female.

That chick from cakefarts.com has a beautiful Porpus Hole

by seed323 January 31, 2010

Porfus Waffus

A word to describe all other words.

"Are you eating porfus waffus?"

"Wow! You're porfus waffussing in here?"

"WTF is porfus waffus?

by dagassman April 18, 2011

Porous Walrus

A fat chick with a leaky vagina.

Shit, look at the stain on the back of her dress; porous walrus!

by FreakyFrenchy December 29, 2009

porcustache

A mustache so prickly, it wards off any semblance of closeness or affection. Wearer refuses to trim or groom to a state of less prickliness, despite requests by significant other.

I couldn't reach his lips through the porcustache.

by JerichoWalls August 16, 2011

porous

a declaration by an uneducated person intended to indicate something is negative, as in "poor".

You got fired from your job for eating chips, even though you were a little high and needed something crunchy? That shit's straight porous!

by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017