protein shake

For one to nut in a girls mouth.

I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast..

by war-su-gi January 24, 2003

Protein Queen

A Protein Queen is a dumb broad who has a boyfriend that has her convinced that eating his sperm, taking a facial, or blowing a load to crust into her hair is good for her because sperm is "full of protein!"

Psst, hey Ted, I've turned my new girlfriend into a Protein Queen, claims she's not into perv stuff. My next move is to video tape us and tell her its just so I can jerk off to if she isn't around. I think she'll believe just about anything!

by snausages333 October 22, 2006

protein submarine

Hulk Hogan's term for a formidable fecal deployment.

I need to go sink a protein submarine.

by kampy December 28, 2007

protein pudding

Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.

Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.

by Viagra Falls July 5, 2008

Protein Bullets

when you hit someone, preferably in the face, with splooge.

I shot your wife with protein bullets after she sucked my dick!

by D1(|< $|\/|00t June 3, 2010

Protein drip

When one ejaculates on to the ceiling, and then lays back as it drip drip drips into ones mouth.

Example: I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.

I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.

by Supersteeze May 3, 2017

Pootling

To wander about, by foot or mechanical transport, with no specific destination in mind.

They were in the village, just pootling about in their motorcar.

by d.n. citoyen August 21, 2020