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Poopstand 

The act, or art of taking a dookie while doing a handstand by a toilet, the actual log must fall in or near the bowl to be considered official.

*Do not attempt this under any circumstance without proper planning or physical ability, serious shit could happen*

Note: The only reported successful attempts have been by Jay mcGorty, with 2 witnesses to confirm this, Janelle Parker and Billy Horton. Both retell the story as, "We both felt like we were witnessing a miracle take place"
I went into the bathroom today, and out of the corner of my eye I see under the side of the stall just some guys' hands on the floor and some crazy grunting. I think he was doing a poopstand.
Poopstand by Viscoh March 4, 2009

poopsticks

A reference used when something goes wrong.
"Oh poopsticks, I spilled the milk."
poopsticks by crim77 April 19, 2008

Poop Stink Pie 

(adj.) (noun) (verb) (pronoun):
Replacement word for everything possible. When in doubt, just say "poop stink pie!"
"I didn't get paid today, that's a bunch of poop stink pie."
Poop Stink Pie by Snicklefriitz December 9, 2008

Poopsprinkles 

Poopsprinkles appear when you buy cheap toilet paper, the toilet paper attached itself to the poop into small balls. If you have any hairs they will attach to them as well.
A: Mom dont buy this toilet paper anymore! It gave me poopsprinkles that ripped my asshairs off!
Poopsprinkles by smashingdangan November 29, 2018

PoobStank 

the word can be used in any way depending on how you "phrase it"
Tatum is being a total Poobstank

poopstank 

a very brave rat. he was left on ruw's doorstep, an orphan rat baby, and was subsequently given to mark and released in the wilderness. they say on a cold, dark night you can hear him nibbling, nibbling, nibbling.
"dude did you hear poopstank? he was nibbling all night long. it was really cold and dark"
"hey did see ducci clamping ruw? that shit was meowser. hey poopstank!"
poopstank by peterlee01 May 9, 2008