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Chilling Poolside

Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."
Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."
by MainVainer May 5, 2014
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Oopsie Doopsie Poopsie Scoopsie

What you say when you make an oopsie so doopsie that you need a poopsie scoopsie.
I just accidentally pooped everywhere. Oopsie doopsie poopsie scoopsie!
by PuncherOfTrees July 13, 2023
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poopsie

When I poop in a republican's smoothie, I call it a poopsie.
That arrogant republican really enjoyed that poopsie that I prepared him. He even made that gurgling sound at the end with his straw. Hilarious! I hope he gets worms in his shit.
by Running out of patience May 20, 2010
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poopscident

An accident involving poop or any poop like substance.
I had to clean up a poopscident in the bathroom this morning.
by Shoxedone December 30, 2008
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Poopsie

A selfie taken of your facial expression while pushing out a giant poop. Frequently this expression will involve grimacing or a look of distress.
Man, after all those burritos last night you should have seen the size of the log I pushed out. It took everything I had to push it out. Here's a poopsie of myself to prove it!
by Krust. A. Potamus August 19, 2013
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Poopsie Daisy

1. Most common usage: When a person realizes they have to poop in the bathroom when they are only attempting a number 1.
2. When a person mistakenly makes a poop when it is not socially acceptable.
1. I thought I just had to take a pee, but once I got in the stall and started to pee I pulled a poopsie daisy and sat down to dump one out.
2. When I was on the treadmill I had a little poopsie daisy moment and had to run to the bathroom.
by tunarat February 24, 2014
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going poolside

hey, i'll be back in about 15 minutes, i'm going poolside
by fuck yo' momma January 6, 2008
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