drop off the cosby kids at the pool

to have a bowel movement, to take a shit, to take a crap, etc...

"yo i'll be right back i gotta go drop the cosby kids off at the pool"

by no April 1, 2003

Cookies by the Pool

Cake by the ocean refers to sex... "Cookies by the pool" refers to masturbation... aka... "Fapping"

Tiana thought that little old man was so damned sexy... she couldn't help but have some cookies by the pool...

by Content Creator February 4, 2018

Pool Room

Australian slang; a repository of treasured objects, saying that something is "going straight to the pool room" means that it is worthy of treasuring and preserving. (From the movie "The Castle")

"This mug is going straight to the pool room."

by Merusdraconis April 9, 2006

Pool-child Syndrome

Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.

These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.

Mandy never comes over for movie night because she has pool-child syndrome

by S.K. Kaos March 18, 2011

Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

Drop some friends off at the pool

To take a shit. There is no indication as to how severe of a shit but it is usually assumed to be a short one considering the context the phrase is used.

Dude, I'll be over in a bit. I just gotta drop some friends off at the pool first.

by IshotTheSheriffbutNotTheDeputy January 13, 2009

POOL'S CLOSED

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.

Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.

by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006