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poo dollar

You wrap a poo or chewed up chocolate in a doller bill so you can only see the dollar and wait for people to pick it up. When they do, they soon relize there is a poo in the dollar. Some people put the dollar back or throw it away and some take the dollar with them. If the person takes the dollar you yell POO DOLLAR at them.
PERSON 1: Ew there's shit in this dollar but I'll still take it anyway.
PERSON 2: POO DOLLAR!!
by onaebla June 26, 2006
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poo dagger

A term used to call a guy gay
"Hey dude I got drunk and watched a gay porn with some poo daggers in it"
" One why did you watch a gay porn and what is a poo dagger"
"Man i was drunk but its a gay guy because when he fucks a guy in the ass he gets poo on his dick or "dagger"
"I think you might be a poo dagger"
by 52493 December 29, 2007
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Frozen Poo Dildo

The end result of taking a solid dook, molding it into the preferred shape dildo, inserting said poo dildo into the freezer until it hardens, removing said frozen poo dildo from the freezer, and inserting said FPD into your ass for pleasure
Richard Gere invited me over to try out some of his Frozen Poo Dildo's, but i declined, because i like neither FPD's nor hampsters inserted into my rectum.
by Peejiddles January 5, 2009
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Chicken poo-dle soup

The type of poop delivered to your toilet bowl that has a brothy, sometimes chunky consistency. Typically diagnosed pre-release by the feeling of one's stomach turning into a slow cooker. Often caused by a night of heavy alcohol consumption.
"I shouldn't have drank so much beer last night, I'm brewing up a special batch of chicken poo-dle soup this morning."
by Douche Nuke February 26, 2017
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poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.
Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!
by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005
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Poo dust

Fecal matter residue left near the opening and linings of the anus that was not properly wiped off and has thus solidified. These poo particles can remain for days and are often only expelled through showering or through farting which causes these particles to explode in small clouds of dust, leading to the term "poo dust."
(Friend to roomate) I just farted and I'm pretty sure the last remnants of my poo dust have now evaporated.
by Mitch Mathers April 20, 2009
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Poo Diddy

When you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget.
I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.
by Elohdaeh February 12, 2014
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