Pollution

Pollution is the combination of gas molecules and harmful molecules of degraded plastic, fossil fuels, and evaporated dinosaur urin.

Wow! What great pollution we’re having today, Dave!

by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018

pollutaholic

An SUV-driving, non-recycling, non-composting, suburbanite who wastes natural resources to substantiate an unsustainable lifestyle; seemingly getting off on killing the planet.

Jimmy's dad works for the oil company, drives an SUV, and throws beer bottles out onto the highway; he's a pollutaholic.

by gogreen August 5, 2008

pollution nihilism

the belief that "pollution is all around us, there is nothing we can do about it"

-"global warming is a normal climate change"
-"Rita, i hate to break it to you, but u have a case of pollution nihilism"

by killerducky April 22, 2011

Polumbo

One who drives a particularly large John Deere tractor in the middle of the road, blocking all traffic on that road.

That damn polumbo is blocking the road again.

by Polumbo hater March 13, 2020

hootin bout pollution

v. to cause a big stir about non- important events.

Some hippie at school was handing out flyers and hootin bout pollution

by CashMoneRaven June 6, 2011

Facebook pollution

When your Facebook friends post excessive crap on your page that you don't necessarily want there.

I had to de-friend Laura because she was posting all kinds of Facebook pollution on my page.

by fat marie April 15, 2009

Self Pollution

An archaic medical term for Masturbation that was used in the 1800s, 1700s, and probably earlier.

There are various names given to the unnatural and degrading vice of producing venereal excitement by the hand and Self Pollution is but one.

by holloway May 9, 2011