polak

One of the Polish nationality. Hitler's first target. Homeland of King Brainwash i.e. The Pope.

Archie Bunker liked to make fun of Polaks.

by I'm Not jewish September 19, 2005

Confused Polak

A polish person who is led to believe they are Ukrainian. Usually Migrated to North America. Their parents are usually born in Poland.

Q: So Ulana whats your background? A: Ukrainian
Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland
You Confused Polak

by Polopolo8888 January 6, 2012

Captain Polak

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

by to ten chlopak December 29, 2007

The Smooth Polak

the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.

An example of The Smooth Polak would be Robert Ambrozy.

by Klevs 1234234 June 18, 2010

Dirty Polak

Someone having sex with homeless people.

I got one from that dirty polak around the corner.

by senk June 10, 2009

Emili Gustović Polak

Stupid dumbass hoe from Pula, she always yells and hits me. Love you <3

#1: Emili Gustović Polak is yelling again...
#2: I know she is so annoying.

by bubytruby June 13, 2020

Polak-says-what-index

An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.

Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"

by SEO1988 January 20, 2010