pneumatic sniff

When you fart in your office chair, then lower the chair to be able to sniff the fart faster

I ripped this epic bomb in my office, which was definitely worthy of a pneumatic sniff, so I lowered my chair to inhale my bean cloud closer to the source.

by Pandastic July 8, 2016

pleuberry pie

A delicious dessert that has a warm crunchy crust and juicy pleuberry inside.

Ingredients:

198 packs of Marlborough cigs
2 Tablespoons of cancer
1 dash of orphan blood
2 baby nigglets
38 aid cells
4 Pleuberries

How to make:

In a large mixing bowl add in all ingredients and mix well. Tip, Don't let the nigglets crawl away.
Bake for 3 days and sit on for 3 more days. Bam you have the world class pleuberry pie. Enjoy!

Guy1: *Eats pie* Mmmmmhmmhmhmh That's some guuuud pleuberry pie
Guy2: Can I have some?
Guy1: *Eats Guy2*

by thepleuisreal May 18, 2017

stupid people who don't know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

You're not really stupid, because its the longest word in the English language.

Guy: stupid people who don't know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Guy 2: I'm not stupid because its the longest word in exsistence!
Guy: OK! But its true because the name of this "NEW WORD" is called that!
Guy 2: But it says you're not really stupid!
Guy: Oh yeah, I guess so... Hah?

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 26, 2020

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

an extremely long word often cited as the longest in the english language referring to a disease caused by the inhalation of silica dust

Bob got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis after working in the mines for 10 years.

by mikmik March 10, 2009

pneumocephalic

Medical slang for calling a person an "air-head."

Nurse 1: That new ER doctor calls over here all the time about the same, stupid issues!

Nurse 2: I know! He is a clueless pneumocephalic!

by FunkPumpkin September 21, 2011

pneumonia

it’s a lung infection and it fucking SUCKS

“i have pneumonia”

by pneumonia SUCKS January 2, 2020

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

It’s pronounced nju mə(ʊ)nəʊˌʌltrəˌmʌɪkrə(ʊ)ˈskɒpɪkˌsɪlɪkəʊvɒlˌkeɪnəʊˌkəʊnɪˈəʊsɪs not that that is any great help but, at 45 letters, it is at the time of writing, the longest word to be found in an English dictionary. As for what it is, it’s a lung disease caused by inhaling dust and ash from volcanoes, so it’s a variant of silicosis and pneumoconiosis. It is said to be a made-up word intended simply to be the longest word in the English language, but it isn’t, that title goes to the chemical name for Titin which is a type of protein. In English this word has 189,819 letters and would take three-and-a-half hours to pronounce.

If you thought Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was bad, let’s see you pronounce the chemical name of titin.

by AKACroatalin April 8, 2019