board my platform 

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games; I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon

board my platform by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2015

Poo Butter's Platform

When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.

Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"

Poo Butter's Platform by monkyphart July 29, 2020

user on this platform 

a absolute pervert who says the n word in every sentence without a n word pass

user on this platforms friend: "hey dude are you a user on this platform?"
user on this platform: "yeah -insert racist word here-"
their friend: "YOU RACIST!!!!!!!!"

user on this platform by minecraftkid1234 November 16, 2020

Manchester Piccadilly Platform 13

Platform 13 in the Manchester Piccadilly (in Manchester, UK) which is an absolute hellhole full of bare crowds

X: Go to hell
Y: Noo! Not Manchester Piccadilly Platform 13

Manchester Piccadilly Platform 13 by northerner195 November 28, 2021

Platforming 

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.

Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.

Platforming by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018

Testicular Platform 

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)

Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.

Testicular Platform by Copete389 June 4, 2011

Platform

A well known Minecraft Server Owner, Hacker & DDoSer.
Known for downing Arcane, Velt, Royalty,Crusade

User 1: Platform
User 2: PLEASE DONT DDOX ME OFFLINE BROSKI 1337

Platform by Dexter113 July 8, 2018