Gert Penus

When someone is a massive penis on purpose all the time

Ughhhh, I hate Jake he is a Gert Penus!

by I'm bored so I went online November 27, 2019

PJebus

A way of saying Jesus. A way of saying "Jesus Christ" with out taking the lord's name in vain

"Holy PJebus! What the Hell is that?!?!?!?!"

by BuffersB February 11, 2009

Paenus

When a penis that's in pain.

When a mans penis really hurts. His penis is called a paenus.

by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017

Penuse

(PUH-NOOSE) Multiple penises. Way better and more descriptive than a gaggle.

Person: What do you call multiple penises?
Smarter person: Penuse - you brainless poopface who is also made of poop.

by Casey A October 11, 2008

Penuse

slang spanish for the word 'penis'

Tu' penuse es pequeno.
"Your penis is small"

by sam i am November 24, 2003

my penus

the biggest thing in the world

damn. Joe has the biggest dick in the world

by bob January 31, 2004

penus pie

a penus inside of a pie, penus standing for penis

I love putting my penus in the pie.. mom, "Oh noe! that pie is called a penus pie now!!!"

by Travis the dizzle June 15, 2006