Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
by Oalder February 26, 2021
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Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night
Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.
Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.
Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
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Get the pissed as shit mug.Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.
"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."
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by Jossling J man February 6, 2010
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Not only to be 'pissed as shit'
But to be 'fucking pissed as shit'
Not to be confused with 'Mother fucking pissed as shit'
Normally is caused by the lack of pussy grinding on your dick, going positive in call of duty or having homework on the weekend.
Not only to be 'pissed as shit'
But to be 'fucking pissed as shit'
Not to be confused with 'Mother fucking pissed as shit'
Normally is caused by the lack of pussy grinding on your dick, going positive in call of duty or having homework on the weekend.
Broski 1: Hey dude whats up?
Broski 2: Nothing much just fucking pissed as shit...
Broski 1: Dude, how come?? whats wrong? (NO HOMO)
Broski 2: I was playing Call of Duty and I told my bitch to give me a rim job and she shot me down.
Broski 1: Dude....How aren't you mother fucking pissed as shit?
Broski 2: Nothing much just fucking pissed as shit...
Broski 1: Dude, how come?? whats wrong? (NO HOMO)
Broski 2: I was playing Call of Duty and I told my bitch to give me a rim job and she shot me down.
Broski 1: Dude....How aren't you mother fucking pissed as shit?
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